Major's Here

You on the same ones dude?????????

I have some of one of the set you're on... but not the "special" ones! lol.

Special pills for special people,

Thats what my doc told me.

does that make me special????

shortbus special maybe

My wife keeps giving me pills, don't know whether they are to prolong my life or shorten it. I don't ask cos it'll only start an arguement, meh!

Easy way to find out which it is. Simple question - are you worth more to her dead than alive? If you're worth more when dead, stop taking the pills she gives you

Hmmm, I'll have to stop then.

Some are blue and I think she told me they will stop me getting up in the night. I might have got that wrong though.

Quoting me? whats he been saying, I think I need to know if my name is being put to things......

"Major says that "
"Majors sorting this one out!"

"Who's Major..?"

etc

Now you can explain these things yourself .

PS the light blue pills are my favourite , keep me going for hours

OK, I'll keep on with the blue ones then, sound like they might be useful - I had noticed a bit of tentage which I thought was a side effect.

What about the ones that are in various colours and have MM in white printed on them?

How has this thread gone from Major introducing himself to discussions about drug-assisted penile stimulation?

Oh wait....is this what always happens?

Isn't Oldsweat in a Penile unit?

Yes, and I'm building a long thin rocket to compensate .

How has this thread gone from Major introducing himself to discussions about drug-assisted penile stimulation?

Oh wait....is this what always happens?

I'm sure Major wouldn't expect anything less ...

ahem women do read this topic!! i suggest you keep you inabilities to yourself

Its always good to share.

Hey Andy, hows it going........

Yeah I know I spoke with you on the phone earlier, but what the hell....lol

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Oh and if anyone has pills that could stop me getting up, night or day it would be appreciated....... with six kids and another on the way it would be gods sent
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I'm sure i could get some Bromide from one of the Chem suppliers at work for you matey

Like i'd trust anything you'd give me mate, with your sense of humour being not much different to mine, i'd probably end up growing breasts

Like i'd trust anything you'd give me mate, with your sense of humour being not much different to mine, i'd probably end up growing breasts

and how would that be a problem?

Dont worry, Opsrey do a book for that:

mind you, the rate im going i'll be needing one of them anyway.....

..... Must..... Stop...... Pie....... Munching....